Gabbardtown News

The news reported by Robert D Elliot the latest news is as follows I was awaken at 545 am this morning because the neihgbors dog was barking at a cat in a tree i called the owner and them about it and they said dont be angry couse it woke them too. i said put a sock in the dog. now they are angry with me about the hole matter. i say let them pout. it is a bulldog why don't i tell it to be quiet?? it wont hear me.